Taylor Swift’s Wedding-Guest Dress Is Worthy Of A (Billionaire) Bridesmaid

At the risk of enraging a significant subsection of the internet, I must disclose that while I am tapped into contemporary culture, I am not tapped into the Taylorverse. I too can get down with the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, but I’ll admit I’m not au fait with the many nuances of Taylor’s lyrical world, or the complexities of The Life of a Showgirl.

Still, one thing I am well-versed in is dressing for weddings, and all of the potential sartorial dilemmas that entails. For anyone who isn’t, and is thus sick of scouring the web for understated midi-dresses in neutral shades, Taylor has a solution: an Oscar de la Renta dress and a $24,000 diamond necklace (suitable only for those with budgets that allow for PJ transportation to the reception).

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Revealed via the medium of a heartfelt Instagram carousel from bride Selena Gomez, Taylor’s wedding-guest look was a shimmery champagne creation scattered with appliqué flowers – very showgirl-meets-flowergirl. Having added her signature red lip and winged eyeliner, the global megastar took a day off from penning internet-dividing anthems to join her longtime BFF Selena on her big day.

After dropping the music video for “The Fate of Ophelia” and getting semi-cancelled over her comments about sourdough bread, it’s been a busy few days for Taylor, but the Swifites cannot rest yet. Following her engagement to Travis Kelce (their announcement has become the eighth most-liked Instagram post of all time), we wait with bated breath for her own say-yes-to-the-dress moment.